@petemandik: I'd be far more impressed with He-Man if he went all the way and got his doctorate of the universe.
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@JennyJohnsonHi5: I wonder if the people who camp out in front of stores for Black Friday sales realize there are online sales too.
@E_lok44: I just found a Cheerio in my sofa and we don't have any Cheerios in this house. *eats it
@SouthernStylin1: 14 sent a text asking me to pick her up from school and added "not in your pajamas" so I'm wearing hers because good moms listen
@The_MartiniGirl: Pretty sure I just did some classical ballet move as I got off the computer chair to get to the kitchen and saw a spider on my floor.