@juliussharpe: I'd be less scared of trying to take a gun from a mugger than I am of taking an iPad from my kid.
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@Tmoney68: If I'm guilty of anything, it's loving TOO much. And several felonies in 3 different states. But mostly loving too much.
@joeyellis: ENTER PASSWORD. WRONG. WRONG. WRONG. WRONG. WRONG. WRONG. RESET PASSWORD. NEW PASSWORD CAN'T BE OLD PASSWORD. sets fire to computer
@Bipartisanism: How to stay sober during #GOPDebate drinking games: Take a shot every time someone tells the truth.
@1_swarthy_dude: "Did anyone else's house get burglarized and have horrible music put on all their devices..........oh U2?"