@ddsmidt: I'd be so much more successful if some of my ancestors had just married better.
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@decentbirthday: Just heard local reports of a stalker, which is funny because I watch everyone through their windows and none of them look suspicious
@marinhubka: [sifting through mail] baby shower invitation? Haha, um no thanks, Linda. I have a regular size shower that I can use whenever I want
@elle91: My Internet was out for a while so I went downstairs to talk to my mom. She seems nice.