@ddsmidt: I'd be so much more successful if some of my ancestors had just married better.
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@thulnicolle: Forget drugs and sex. Parents please talk to your kids about their grammar and spelling.
@McGrumpenstein: I've named my cat "Before" & my chihuahua "After." It works better if I introduce them wearing a lab coat and clipboard, giggling.
@_mindflakes: Friend: Have you tried doing things in a normal, correct way? Me: No, that is not how I choose to live my life