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@ddsmidt: I'd be so much more successful if some of my ancestors had just married better.
thats "crime" but in alphabetical order
@worley_7: In dog beers I've only had 2.
@primawesome: Agreeing to pick a friend up from the airport is nice until that time comes and you start thinking about if you really even need that person in your life anymore.
@justinshanes: I was probably the first choice of the person who texted me, "Wanna go to a concert in 40 minutes?!"
@mrtruthandsoul: She asked me to go deeper so I started quoting Nietzsche