@o__0Dev: I'd be so much more successful if some of my ancestors had just married better.
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@thesulk: Whenever teachers say 'show your work', just write a bunch of numbers down and hope they're tired that night.
@SamGrittner: *goes to pond* *duck hands me $100* "Give me the hard stuff." *hands over bag of croutons*
@hookmeupinit: Just bit into a Pop Tart so hot that it caused me to involuntarily perform the falsetto "ah-ha-ha-ha-" intro to Stayin' Alive