@o__0Dev: I'd be so much more successful if some of my ancestors had just married better.
@edgarrants: Bad idea? Son, I got married in my 20s. Ideas don't get any worse than that.
@malber: I totally baby-proofed my house, but one still got in.
@SufficientCharm: Pretty sure my dog is even ashamed of me right now, and I've seen him do some questionable shit.
@vanderwangwe: The cranberries used to write songs that would get stuck in your head, in your heeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!
@mstluvstrinkets: Anything I accomplish before I finish my first cup of coffee has been fueled by rage.