@o__0Dev: I'd be so much more successful if some of my ancestors had just married better.
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@ericsshadow: My son is so lazy he's went from playing video games on the computer to watching other people play video games on the computer.
@Cheeseboy22: If I was speaking a foreign language on Game of Thrones, I'd throw a couple of "yabba dabba do's" in there to see if anyone notices.
@VN_Ruben: apparently, Twilight is "so popular" because teenagers can relate to it. Oh yeah, I remember that time when I was a vampire.