@jazmasta: I'd catch a gently thrown tennis ball for you.
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@DamienFahey: Just used the holiday card with your kid's face on it to scoop up a dog turd in the living room.
@WheelTod: *First day as a spy Boss: Did you bug the Russian Embassy? Me:Oh yes. At Russian Embassy: "Boris, where did all these damn ants come from?"
@DiamondLou69: It's amazing how fast the first 30 minutes of work just fly by when you show up a half hour late for work.
@ibid78: I have batlike reflexes. -You mean catlike reflexes? *screeches real loud right in your face to locate food and avoid obstacles*