@ramenfuneral: "i'd do anthony for you" - worst autocorrect fail by me
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@tastefactory: *ring ring* Hello? "If u want to see ur son again give me $500,000" OH GOD PLEASE DONT HURT HIM "I won't if u-" Haha gotcha, leave a message
@JawnQSack: "A mind is a terrible thing to waste." A zombie trying to convince his son to finish his dinner.
@flashember: [Doctor's Office] Sir, it appears you have takes-everything-literally disease. "Is it bad, doc?" Yes, but bear in mind- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH