@tumblrstorytime: I'd do the same thing
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@cbdoubleu: Jeopardy] Alex: This floats your boat. Me [buzzing in]: What is buoyancy? Alex: I'm sorry. The answer we were looking for is, Whatever.
@Ohgoddessitsme: My fathers wife bought a "Christian cookbook" I didn't even know they had different recipes, I've been eating sin all along.
@jessokfine: [Me at job interview] And, how seriously does your company take allegations of witchcraft?