@tumblrstorytime: I'd do the same thing
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@Breadery: There is nothing sadder than waking and turning to see the love of your life's face to find she has deflated in the night.
@Lisabug74: My cat and I made a best friend pact tonight. If I die first, he won't eat my body. Or if he dies first, I won't use his skull as a cup.
@Beer4AGoodTime: I have just one word for beautiful women with questionable morals, poor decision making skills and an insatiable sex drive, "Hi".