@GreenValentia: I'd expect Captain America to be fatter.
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@RalphSudafed: My gf asked if I liked her more than I like chicken, and all I could say was "well I have known chicken longer..."
@breatheandlove: If you're using YOLO to justify doing something stupid, remember you only DIE once too. Inspirational tweet.
@DominicStraw: "No! Don't go into the church! Nooo!" "Honey, what movie are you watching?" "Our wedding video."