@GreenValentia: I'd expect Captain America to be fatter.
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@BlindChow: The remote isn't working! And the TV's stuck on Food Network again! "Are you in the kitchen?" Yes. "Honey, that's the microwave."
@DanMentos: me: excuse me but is the pilot vaping? flight attendant: no there’s a fire in the cockpit me: oh thank god
@pseudo_fred: This drag race is not at all what I expected. Are they in dresses INSIDE of the cars, at least?
@shutupmikeginn: 'Pampers' is a good product name because it implies being able to poop in your disposable underwear is a great luxury