@juneohara65: I'd get into a lesbian relationship just to mooch my girlfriend's hair care products.
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@blondebombs: They say milk is good for your teeth..you know what else is good for your teeth..minding your own damn buisness
@NYC_Blonde: I only sleep with my laptop so that if I ever get a boyfriend I'll be used to sharing the bed
@PoorEvelyn: Queen Elizabeth is celebrating 60 years on the throne. I assume it was something she ate.
@DamienFahey: 13 Types of Regret You'll Experience After Clicking on a Link to an Article That Won't Live Up to its Exaggerated Headline