@juneohara65: I'd get into a lesbian relationship just to mooch my girlfriend's hair care products.
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@AverageCorners: My sleeping pills say to take them and immediately go to bed, but I feel like I have plenty of time, so km ufmcmszbv ishzn hdu flerf.
@ramblinma: No, officer, I haven't been drinking; my toddler just needed to hand me everything from the back seat.
@Cool_Jesse: That's the last time I follow some dude into the woods just because he tells me he's a wizard.