@juneohara65: I'd get into a lesbian relationship just to mooch my girlfriend's hair care products.
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@juneohara65: I have a time phobia. *looks at watch, panics *looks at clock, panics *looks at thyme "This I can handle."
@Cherbearxo: Ahhh.......I love the sounds of autumn; that old familiar crunch of Halloween candy wrappers on the floor.
@Home_Halfway: I like to go to my local diner and order pancakes "on the rocks." They don't know what I mean. Neither do I. They hate it when I come in
@TotallyAllen: HOW TO START A CONVERSATION ON THE BUS: Look longingly out the window and remark, "Such a shame this is all just gonna burn."