@Ludacrys414: I'd get lost less frequently if GPS would say "no, your other left."
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@DamienFahey: "This is NPR." Yeah, we know. You just spent the past 4 minutes whispering the news over a jazz saxophone solo.
@iwearaonesie: *walks by HR door for 11th time to see if she's not there so I can take some candy off her desk* HR: Do you need something Josh? me: Nope
@Monicann86: Every morning I wake up super pissed at my parents because I have to go to work instead of living off a trust fund.