@RandomAntics: I'd get my mind out of the gutter, but I think it's wrong to remove an animal from its natural habitat.
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@Cheeseboy22: Parenting tip: If your kids are fighting in the back seat of the car, stick your arm over and swing it around a bunch. That'll show em'.
@Dana_Bruno: What's that thing called where every time you stand up you have to limp for the first minute? Oh yeah…39
@BlackCatBettie: If you have a horse and you didn't name it Edgar Allan Pony, we can't be friends.
@Home_Halfway: KIDNAPPER: Get in the trunk ME: You're abducting me 4 days before Christmas? K: Heh yep ME: Omg thank you K: What ME: I'm all yours K: Wait