@RandomAntics: I'd get my mind out of the gutter, but I think it's wrong to remove an animal from its natural habitat.
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@MatMarcotte12: I don't know the full history of US and Canada but somehow we've got joint custody of geese
@realHamOnWry: I don't understand people who practice polygamy. Why would anyone want more than one mother-in-law?
@TheMichaelRock: The average family income has gone up 2% while the cost of living has increased 23%. - Me explaining to my son why he can't have a sister.
@david8hughes: Her: I like smart guys Me [eats soup with a fork & pretends I understood Interstellar]: thats what happens if u get stuck behind a bookcase