@RandomAntics: I'd get my mind out of the gutter, but I think it's wrong to remove an animal from its natural habitat.
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@JamieGreenlees: My GF left me because she said I lied about stupid things. I was so upset I ate a car park :(
@richardosman: My daughter is in China and sends me photos of mis-translations. This is my new favourite.
@TheToddWilliams: "It seems like many polls are turning against you. How do you respond?" TRUMP: They should be sent back to Poland. Very dangerous people.
@_davidlucas_: Me: How are you? Co-worker: *Gives 20 minute dissertation on their gastro infection*