@swiftenhaal: "I'd hit that!" -Helpful blackjack dealer
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@AnnaKendrick47: My life would be so much easier if it wasn't for that thing…God, what is that thing called…other people.
@ShaunRightNow: Yeah I'm married, but get one thing straight, I do WHAT I want, WHEN I wanfdsskk THIS IS SHAUN'S WIFE, HE HAS TO GO NOW, HE SAYS GOODNIGHT.