@CroweJam: "I'd hit that if I was drunk." - Me, driving by a mailbox just now.
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@stevevsninjas: [immortal aliens studying us] After about 80 years, they enter a larval stage and lie dormant underground. We don't know what happens next.
@RegularFred: I was banned from guitar class because of an inappropriate reaction to "let's practice your fingering technique"
@Marcmywords2: Dear XBOX Kinect If I wanted to use my whole body to play sports, I'd play sports.