@WhiteMale: "I'd hit that!" -- me gazing at rock bottom
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@TheAlexNevil: Adult: If it ain't broke don't fix it Child: If it ain't breakable, not interested
@DanMentos: One time in 1997 I forgot to close my air quotes so everything I've said since then has been sarcastic
@BillFienberg: Dad: What do you want for your birthday? Me: I want a gf thats not crazy. Dad: You should ask for something more realistic. Like a dragon.