@BertCarrillo: I'd jump in front of a gently tossed beach ball for you.
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@gorrdano: I've replaced my friends insulin with heroin. This is the most expensive prank I've ever done but it's ok, I'll rob him when he's dead.
@Contwixt: Sorry but if these walls could talk I'm pretty sure they'd talk about wall things and not whatever scandal you're blowing out of proportion.
@chelliet22: Maybe the reason you're not having *sexual intercourse* is because you call it sexual intercourse.
@Dawn_M_: People say eye contact is important when flirting, but when I put my finger in someone's eye they never seem to like it.