@BertCarrillo: I'd jump in front of a gently tossed beach ball for you.
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@jackiembouvier: Thank you, baby Jesus for helping my favorite sports team instead of saving people from a tsunami. You must really love baseball.
@MichLKosinski: Music teacher comes to our house. Gives our kid a significant, noticeable haircut. Tells no one. Then leaves. !!!
@Muath_tu: My neighbor doesn't like it when I put garbage in his backyard so I stopped burying people there.