@BertCarrillo: I'd jump in front of a gently tossed beach ball for you.
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@FuckabillyRex: -Why are you dressed like that? -I'm a wizard. -That's a bath robe. -Wizard's robe. -You're not magic, Ben. -Watch me make my job disappear.
@ChipKellysBalls: Sylvester Stallone is looking more and more like G.I Joe doll put in a microwave on high for twenty minutes