@countrybredred: I'd let you be the reason my cheeks blush.. All four of them
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@wesjohnson8: When you are arguing with an idiot, make sure the other person isn't doing the same thing.
@Dawn_M_: People say eye contact is important when flirting, but when I put my finger in someone's eye they never seem to like it.
@RobElliottComic: When I order delivery online and there's a "Notes" box I put "Ring bell, Cross moat, SLAY DRAGON" *Puts on dragon costume *Waits in bushes