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@carlyken: "I'd like one personal pizza please"
Pizza: Your life's a mess. You should lose 10 pounds. Call your mother.
"Whoa maybe not that personal"

“I’d like one personal pizza please”
Pizza: Your life’s a mess. You should lose 10 pounds. Call your mother.
“Whoa maybe not that personal”

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