@YesItsAl: I'd like to be so rich I forgot what country I left my private jet at after a crazy weekend
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@Playing_Dad: [At crime scene] Detective: You need to take this seriously Me: I am *picks up leg bone* Me: I found this humerus. Lol. D: You're fired.
@sageboggs: Oh really, Carol? It takes fewer muscles to smile than to frown? How many muscles does it take you to mind your own business
@wesleysnipes: Today I am choosing to stay positive and kind to anyone I encounter today, except vampires.