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@jazmasta: I'd like to buy this EXTRA SMALL condom please.
"Sir, that is a sleeping bag"
*winks at cashier continually until she finishes her shift*

I’d like to buy this EXTRA SMALL condom please.
“Sir, that is a sleeping bag”
*winks at cashier continually until she finishes her shift*

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