@bazecraze: I'd like to have a child one day. Two days, tops.
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@xLiserx: People who buy copious amounts of everything before a blizzard: Is there nothing in your house every other day of the year?
@man_in_radiator: I hate it when people try to use big words when they clearly don't know their meaning. It makes them sound so gelatinous and isosceles.
@SortaBad: Last month my mom asked what "af" meant and I said it meant "like REALLY something" without saying what it stood for
@TheJamieLee: Whenever someone says they hate cats and they're all shitty and snobby about it, I'm like, "Weird cuz you behave JUST like one."