@schumyxxx: I'd like to schedule a disappointment.
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@green_eyed_doll: Relationship status: Just kissed my cat and he got up and moved to the other end of the couch.
@david8hughes: [laser tag] Instructor: Dude, you're not gonna run out of ammo Me [strapping bayonet to the end of gun]: let's just agree to disagree
@iliezabeth: ALIEN:*points at Chihuahua* whats that? ME: a dog ALIEN:*points at Husky* whats that? ME: dog ALIEN:*getting angry, points at Pug* whats THA