@RtrJan: I'd like to take a moment to thank everyone who took time out of her or his busy schedule to tell me, "omg you look like hell."
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@audipenny: [god, creating chickens] Put a red beard on a fat hiccuping sparrow. Give him a matching hat, I don't care
@llvvzz: You're psychiatrist's opinion about your social media habits don't count if he has less followers than you.
@Swishergirl24: I know they took some creative liberties with 'Noah' but I really wasn't expecting that Prius.
@ValeeGrrl: Me: [in bathroom] 7yo: [knocks] MOMMY? Me: Yeah pal 7: IT'S ME Me: I know 7: YOUR SON Me: Knew that too