@Mothpete: I'd like to thank my skeletal system for all the support its given me over the years.
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@Kyle_Raney: DATING TIP: Girls love sensitive guys. Loudly wince when she touches you. Re-apply sunblock 38 times. Bring up how often your gums bleed.
@LoriLuvsShoes: My biggest regret of 2014? Probably when my husband watched "The Notebook" with me and then I yelled at him for not building me a house
@scot4bz: I swallowed an ice cube yesterday and still haven't pooped it out. I'm getting really concerned.
@JennyJohnsonHi5: My Mormon neighbor said it was rude I assumed her husband's surprise birthday party invitation was also an invitation to be her sister wife.