@Mothpete: I'd like to thank my skeletal system for all the support its given me over the years.
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@daplusk: I nod and smile at empty places just to confuse any ghosts that might be there into thinking i can see them.
@Pickles5366: Friend's Fb post: In search of a coat hanger My comment: Are you pregnant or are you locked out of your car? I've been on Twitter too long
@GrantTanaka: I've been in Hawaii for a week & have learned that 99% of life's problems can be solved by throwing a coconut at it
@GinAndJif: Girls, if you're gonna shave your eyebrows off just to draw them on again, at least make them interesting. How about drawing two umbrellas?