@just1fool: I'd like to thank the spider that descended from the bill of my baseball cap for getting me motivated today.
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@Dawn_M_: Trees put cats in their hair so they can flirt with firefighters when they climb up them.
@XplodingUnicorn: 6-year-old: *finds a picture she drew* Why was this in the trash? Me: 6: Me: It was too good. I didn't want to make your sisters jealous.
@MAB1013: I gave myself whiplash. It couldn't be helped. Bohemian Rhapsody came on, and my kids weren't gonna teach themselves how to head bang.
@SortaBad: Idea: a neck tattoo that depicts a man having an unsuccessful job interview because of his neck tattoo