@just1fool: I'd like to thank the spider that descended from the bill of my baseball cap for getting me motivated today.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@TheMichaelRock: Caller: Is Mr. Rock available? Me: Yeah, hold on. *hands phone to 5yo* Me: It's grandma, buddy. Tell her about Caillou.
@MichaelTrying: My calendar says there's a new moon tomorrow. The old one was there for 4.5 billion years; you'd think people would be more excited.
@dumbbeezie: Naked and Afraid but it's just you in someone else's bathroom with a toilet that won't flush