@drxubair: I'd love to change the world. But I don't think there is a diaper big enough to hold all the shit.
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@Scott_A_Gilmore: Shout out to vegetarians for never having ant problems. All ant scouts find is broccoli crumbs and despair, and who wants to feed on that.
@audipenny: [speaking very loudly to no one trying to impress someone nearby] Man what am I going to do with all these hens
@TysonMarie: If you really think about it. Its kind of weird "yoga pants" are worn so much. That's like a guy wearing baseball pants to go get groceries