@Sarcasmo718: I'd love to see Jason Statham's face when he finds out you can turn down movie roles.
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@FattMernandez: Katy Perry is such an inspiration to all those young girls out there who want to grow up and ride giant golden tigers.
@noog: After spending the last week stealing cars and killing people I just found out GTA had missions.
@RandiLawson: Then there were 3 sets of footprints & God said "This is Deb. She answered my Craigslist ad & U r the one who said we should try new things"
@hazelmotes1: I read an article about a stolen dog being reunited with its owner and it made me feel good to think maybe someone will steal my dog one day