@Sarcasmo718: I'd love to see Jason Statham's face when he finds out you can turn down movie roles.
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@JKNenagh: Who the hell invented Bull Riding? "Hey, I'm gonna hop on that 2,000 pound pissed off animal...Time me!!!"