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@shariv67: "I'd make an awesome president. Give me a problem, any problem."
"Um, population control?"
"Kill all the storks. BOOM!"

“I’d make an awesome president. Give me a problem, any problem.”
“Um, population control?”
“Kill all the storks. BOOM!”

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