@WeissBrandon: I'd never lie just to get a girl to sleep with me, is one of my favorite lies to tell girls that I am trying to sleep with.
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@YourMomsucksTho: Welcome to your 40's you are 15-20lbs overweight no matter what and sweat constantly. You irritate anyone under 30, and have 5 years max left before your phone completely confuses you.
@weinerdog4life: When I turn on the lights all of the dads scatter off of my deck, the fat dads can't get over the fence
@Miz_Mental_Case: We live in a world where cartoons & other misc fictitious characters have their own Wikipedia pages. But I'm the one that needs meds?