@Tmoney68: "I'd pap that." - Gynecolgist
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@hansabumsadaisy: #rubbishjokes A German arriving at Orly airport in Paris. Customs officer: Occupation? German: Nein, just visiting.
@SteveKoehler22: Son : “Dad, who did I get my intelligence from ?" Dad : “It must be from your mother. I still have mine”
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