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@Tmoney68: "I'd pap that." - Gynecolgist
@yonewt: Is it that you think I can't eat this rotisserie chicken with my bare hands while driving 75 mph, or that I won't?
Either way, you're wrong.
@doktorj: If we were in a fight, I'd mop the floor with you...
Except I don't do housework.
@chrisanna4real: Breakup? I'm sorry no.
You're not finished being in love with me yet.
@This_Josh_guy: [end credits roll]
"I did not see that coming"
"Dude that was titanic"
@CuppleOthoughts: Biden: We need theme music when we walk into a room
Obama: Joe be professional
Biden: STRAIGHT OUTTA COMPTON, CRAZY MOTHER-