@s_cLaN07: I'd pay someone to push me out of pictures when I'm drunk.
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@Laser_Cat: Boy, Peter Parker is lucky he was bitten by a spider and not one of those fainting goats.
@SamuelHLowe: - If you insinuate that I'm fat again, I'm leaving you! - Don't be selfish, think about the baby. - What baby? - Oh, so you're not pregnant?
@WesTheFatKid: Pro tip: "Hold my drink" is not a proper response to "License and registration, please." ...... apparently.
@TheMichaelRock: If schools were really serious about fundraisers, they'd sell drugs and alcohol.