@s_cLaN07: I'd pay someone to push me out of pictures when I'm drunk.
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@weinerdog4life: Forgive me father for I have sinned, last week I hissed at 47 people because I like to pretend I'm a mean cat
@junejuly12: Nothing like sitting on a chair at your kid's school to inspire you to never eat cookies again.
@VodkaThursday: When her friend visits, my 2yr old just wants to hug her a lot... & keep her away from the toys. I feel that way about my friends & my vodka