@s_cLaN07: I'd pay someone to push me out of pictures when I'm drunk.
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@3sunzzz: M: Yes, I'm here for the complimentary wine tasting. Priest: Ma'am, this is a church service. M: Oh, no worries. I can wait.
@Parkerlawyer: I've seen enough episodes of Dateline to know never to stand near a cliff while letting Hubs take my picture.
@jctwritesstuff: Me: So anyway, I don't know why people think LSD is so weird. Three-legged, bright pink Griffin: I know, right? Me: I like your top hat.