@Sean_Burgundy_: I'd probably have more friends if I didn't answer every call with "Why did you save my number?"
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@BackrowSeats: If you can't be with the one you love then be with the one who has the best cable package.
@Parkerlawyer: People that don't tweet for months and then show up like nothing happened... Was it jail? I bet it was jail.
@laurajennyjo: *knock knock* Go away I'm not home "I can hear you" I can hear you too..go away "I brought food" What kind of food