@Sean_Burgundy_: I'd probably have more friends if I didn't answer every call with "Why did you save my number?"
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@thagr8short1: I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbor said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough.'