@Truculent67: I'd rather be an outlaw than an in-law.
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@jwomackou: Wife: how'd you get that burn on your arm?? Me (looking fabulous): not from your curling iron
@Maxine12339: Being a little bit crazy is like being a little bit pregnant - you can only hide it for so long.
@ConcernedMom420: Being dark skinned is a CHOICE. In just a few years, through prayer, celebrity Beyonce is almost completely white. You can change too.