@Truculent67: I'd rather be an outlaw than an in-law.
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@GrantTanaka: Facebook Mom: OMG I can't believe my kid is a high schooler now Me: me too, he was quite stupid
@Bob_Janke: Sorry baby I can't open the car door for you you have to jump through the window. There's a price to pay for being cool.
@DaddyJew: Son: room's clean Me: u better not have thrown everything in ur closet S: I didnt M:*checks* nice, but wheres everything S: in ur closet
@shkeeber: Do you hate yourself? Do you wish someone would trip you down stairs? Do you enjoy lacerations & and surprise vomit piles? *hands you a cat*