@Truculent67: I'd rather be an outlaw than an in-law.
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@Reverend_Scott: [landlord walks in apartment] "I told you no pets!" That's a stray gerbil. "And those fish??" ...stray fish. SHOO FISH, SCRAM
@briangaar: Girl can I ask you a question *gets down on one knee* would you like to make $8,000 a week working from home