@Real_Countress: I'd rather everyone think I had a serious cocaine problem then them know I just finished a bag of powdered donuts to myself
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@DiscoFruit: they say running is addictive, that's why i don't do it, i'm afraid i'll end up in a fitness gym alley offering sex for treadmill time.
@omgthatspunny: My girlfriend always gets her way by pretending she's sad. She's an expert in sighcology.
@wolfpupy: bought a box of 100 crickets from the pet store and released them back into the ocean were they belong