@Kim_pulsive: I'd rather my son bring home a pregnant girl than head lice
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@MichaelTrying: "I maintain an elaborate system of thousands of solar panels, but once a year I throw them away because screw it I'll make more." -Trees
@daemonic3: [CSI at Starbucks] "Ma'am you've been robbed. Suspect is at large." Barista: At what? "At large" At what? "At venti?" OMG HOW AWFUL!!!
@elle91: Everyone should own large grizzly bear in case they ever need to defend themselves against one.