@AntozWolf: I'd say go to hell, but I don't want to see you again.
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@AdamOfEarth: Science is tricky. Keeps you on your toes. Mineralogy? Study of minerals. Oceanology? Study of oceans. Meteorology? NOT ABOUT METEORS.
@InternetHippo: ah yes, halloween. the scary day. the day when everything is terrifying. unlike the other normal days of this year
@SirEviscerate: [Lab] Co-worker: "Where's all the microscope oil and acetic acid?" Me: (with a mouthful of salad topped with vinaigrette) I dunno.
@Rollinintheseat: They say a woman deserves a man that looks at her every day like it's the first time he's seen her. It's wrong to promote Alzheimer's.