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@WildeThingy: "I'd tap that."
- Morse code operatives flirting.
@biatchppplease: My 6 yr old just asked if I'm a happy wife.. her cover is blown I think she might be working for the other side
@andylassner: The Samsung Galaxy is a cool phone if you don't mind carrying around a 42" screen.
@UNTRESOR: "Why are you wearing?" - existentialist reporter on the red carpet
@Carbosly: If there's a zombie apocalypse, I'm becoming a zombie.
Walking around doing nothing & eating non-stop seems like a pretty sweet deal to me.
@KindOfASmartass: If I don't make some serious changes to my life, they'll never let me into the gates of heaven.
So who can teach me how to pick a lock?