@gazg74: I'd totally shake what my momma gave me but abandonment issues aren't really a tangible physical manifestation.....
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@TimB5150: I miss the days if you were angry while on the phone, you could slam it down without costing $400!
@aveuaskew: If you hit a car that is blaring Christmas music before Thanksgiving, it will deploy tinsel instead of airbags.
@dafloydsta: [at the gym] PERSONAL TRAINER: What kind of body do you want to have? ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human