@MariyaAlexander: Idea: Breathalyzer tests at the airport, to make sure you're drunk enough
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@caliluvgirl77: I love when my friends start selling weight loss shakes because that's one less person I ever have to talk to again.
@ddsmidt: I imagine if I had a job doing manual labor, I'd be in great shape. Then I do 15 minutes of manual labor and reality comes back into focus.