@MariyaAlexander: Idea: Breathalyzer tests at the airport, to make sure you're drunk enough
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@dinnersruined: I just want a girl that's nice and sweet that doesn't require a lot of money and I can dunk them in milk wait, a cookie, I want a cookie
@MouthOfSass: Just found some clothes my ex left here. Perfect timing since I'm out of toilet paper.
@lecalabara: My pet name for my manhood, for obvious reasons, is Whitesnake...You know, cuz... "Here I go again on my own".