@MariyaAlexander: Idea: Breathalyzer tests at the airport, to make sure you're drunk enough
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@professorkiosk: Games are for those who like to restrict themselves arbitrarily to certain actions for a specified period of time in the hopes of "winning."
@donni: Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over? Me: Do you know why I stopped? *silence* *a saxophone wails in the distance*
@Chumpstring: COP: step outta the car ME: k COP: are u carrying any drugs ME: [a mousetrap is in my pocket] i don't remember but i do consent to a search