@victt0ri: Idea for an app:
it's basically Tinder, but for people that want to fight
@DanMentos: Dear Sir, I am writing this with a heavy heart. Sorry it's so hard to read I should really find a pen
@bobbiejo448: News reports 5hr Energy may be linked to death. Don't know if it's an advertising gimmick or not but I bought a bunch to gift, just in case.
@mattZillaaaa: People who knock on my front door really need to give up these unrealistic expectations that I'm going to answer
@slaughthie: All I'm saying is that the Care Bears gave me some very unrealistic expectations.
@Donna_McCoy: Willpower? Sure. It's in the garage with my unicorn.