@victt0ri: Idea for an app:
it's basically Tinder, but for people that want to fight
@slytherinstef: So I didn't stab the idiot who knocked over my entire coffee-
Does that sainthood thing start like right away or...
@yungsweater: Bro do you even--
Bro I do.
*eyes begin to tear up*
*fist bumping until the sun rises*
@BadaBinge: There are 7 trillion nerves in the human body and some people manage to get on every one.
@fro_vo: Genie: what is your first wish
Joe: i want to be rich
Genie: granted. and what is your second wish
Rich: i want lots of money
@Sean_Burgundy_: Her: Why did you cancel your gym membership?
Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with