@PaperWash: idea for haunted house: dimly lit grocery store sprinkled with people you haven't talked to since high school
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@I_am_Lukem: I don't understand why people get excited about carbon dating. But then perhaps I just haven't met the right pencil.
@BradBroaddus: My wife must have some big surprise vacation planned. She left a note by the bed telling me I had until tomorrow to have my bags packed.