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@david8hughes: [identifying body]
Cop: this him?
Me: yea
Cop: he's burnt pretty bad huh
Me: yea
Cop: ...
Me: ...
Cop: prolly get a discount on cremation

[identifying body]
Cop: this him?
Me: yea
Cop: he’s burnt pretty bad huh
Me: yea
Cop: …
Me: …
Cop: prolly get a discount on cremation

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