@Savage_Scavange: Idiots are fun, no wonder every village wants one.
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@WheelTod: Better to have loved & lost than to have never loved at all; but if going spelunking was your idea, you should at least *try* to find her.
@NicCageMatch: Overheard a woman telling another woman "It's $150 and she supplies all the turtles" and whatever it is, I'm in.
@leechee420: If Reese Witherspoon doesn't call her poop "Reese's Feces" she's missing out on a clear opportunity to be awesome.
@AndyAsAdjective: "I missed you today." "Awwww I missed you too." *both frantically reload dueling pistols*