@chuchugoogoo: idk about you but I still remember what I was doing when I found out Kennedy had been shot: sitting at home, reading the JFK Wikipedia page
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@KalvinMacleod: WIFE: What did you just do? CAT: *bolts for no apparent reason* ME: *bolts in the opposite direction in case she’s after both of us*
@LittleHarmonica: I hate it when people think I'm staring when really I'm trying to kill them with my mind.
@UnFitz: Her idea of extending an olive branch was to sharpen one end first, then extend it REALLY hard.