@cervixsmash: If a 99 pound person eats 1 pound of nachos that person is 1% nacho
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@HeyZeus666: Some people will believe anything if you start with 'This is just between you and me'.
@MmeSurly: My favorite thing about famous people is that they can be "brave" and "daring" by just leaving the house in stupid looking clothes.
@WarrenHolstein: Could you imagine being the Secret Service agent that blocked a bullet for Donald Trump, 20 years later? You wouldn't tell anyone.