@cervixsmash: If a 99 pound person eats 1 pound of nachos that person is 1% nacho
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@riesypiecey: its embarrassing that 90% of my Google history is just words I wasnt sure how to spell, and yes I googled embarrassing.
@MandiAtRandom: If he calls you clingy, move in immediately without warning and decorate his bed with 57 throw pillows
@MomOnFire: The scar above my left eyebrow is from jumping out of a car to escape a Phil Collins song.
@leshnevsky: Any phrase can be banalized,by adding "if you know what I mean" at the end. EG: This morning my wife made me a ??tea,if you know what I mean