@Home_Halfway: If a bear approaches you, give up and let him eat you. He's adorable and humans are overpopulated, take one for the team
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@PaigeKellerman: I'm never a more ineffective parent than when I accidentally make threats that rhyme.
@ericacanrant: If your partner makes you sleep closest to the door, you are either the protector or bait for the zombies.
@StinkyGr33n: I'm just saying, instead of calling it a "mule", it would have made more sense to call it a honkey.