@Home_Halfway: If a bear approaches you, give up and let him eat you. He's adorable and humans are overpopulated, take one for the team
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@CaptainObtuse: Just printed out 50 copies of today's weather forecast to carry around with me today because I'm just not in the mood for small talk.
@briangaar: I always carry a pair of shades with me because you never know when you might see a dead body & say something cool
@meganamram: Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. Also, no outside food, they are so strict about that.