@LizHackett: If a bear confronts you in the woods, make it go away by handing it a flyer for your boyfriend's band's show.
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@Wussawilla: Remember when you first joined twitter and you had no idea how to RT or what favstar was and remembered what your family looked like?
@kwirkyKerri: Facebook tells me those vans are dangerous, but Twitter says they have candy. So conflicted.