@Tormny_Pickeals: if a bee sting u, u get a lil pain but the bee dies so who really wins? "lol im OWNING all these bees" i say as i put my face in the beehive
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@TheHyyyype: [Arkham Asylum] GUARD 1: that guy's CRAZY *gestures to Joker's cell* JOKER: *using Bing instead of Google* GUARD 2: *whispers* holy shit
@samfromks: Heads up guys, if you ask your wife how to spell ménage à trois she's gonna want to know why.
@Dutch_50: Newspapers are cool because you can cut out eye holes and spy on people. Try that with an iPad.