@tigersgoroooar: If a boy put rose petals all over my bed I’d be like you’re cleaning this up I’m not cleaning this up
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@XplodingUnicorn: I gave my baby a teething toy so she would stop chewing on my fingers. She wasn't interested because it didn't scream out in pain.
@notalogin: [God making a planet for the first time and just constantly screwing things up] Ugh, first world problems.
@LibelousLurker: Note from 5yo: "I need help with my meth." I think she means math. Either way, asking for help is the first step, so good for her.