@StellaRtwot: If a camera adds 10 pounds then maybe stop eating them
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@dulcetry: I just want to be rich enough where I snap my fingers and 7 people fight over who gets to make me my next grilled cheese.
@nerdamage: Sometimes I get so wrapped up in my own problems that I forget there are people having real fights on the internet.
@woodmuffin: Why don't they have a WHITE history month?? Why don't they have NON-handicapped parking spaces? Why's there no cemetery for ALIVE people??
@Brentweets: "Do you need help with your math homework Billy?" "Yeah I sure do Dad!" "Well you're shit out of luck"