@rdm_guy: If a cannibal ate a comedian, that would lead to some funny shit.
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@gobmentcheese: The brownies I started making in my Easy Bake Oven in 1987 are ready if you guys want one.
@RatBatallion: Just realized all my tweets are about my genitals . Time to change the subject. Do you believe in aliens ? If so , do they have genitals?
@itsa_talia: why would old man skeletor wait until the 3rd period of the final game to introduce new uniforms to the team you're a stupid old man
@clyderun: My company just gave the janitor the Employee of the Month Award in a big ceremony that he spent hours cleaning up afterwards.